We won. LeBron sucked. I discovered that "Cavs orange" is my least favorite color. Devin Harris' three pointer with 0.6 seconds left in the first half was rad. Especially as it was the third Mavs 3 in a row. Not that exciting of a game but after the Phoenix game, I guess I should savor these lazy games.

Imagine if part of your job description was "must be able to coerce Dirk Nowitzki into lip synching and wearing an Amish beard while playing jingle bells." Sometimes when I think my job is really cool, I remember that there's some girl in Dallas who gets to make the Mavs do retarded things all in the name of cheap jumbotron entertainment.