GET THE GUY WITH THE WOODEN BLOCK OUT OF THE AT&T CENTER NOW!

WHO BROUGHT A WOOD BLOCK TO PLAY RIGHT BEHIND MARK AND BOB? PLEASE GET THE THE FUCK OUT OF THE ARENA. SERIOUSLY.

It's like someone with some minor form of muscular dystrophy is playing the intro to War's "Lowrider" during the entire game commentary. I'm blaming all these bad Mavs air balls on that asshole with the wood block.

I can't liveblog this first quarter because I am too busy trying to not turn green and double in size over my anger about Wood Block Person. You won't like me when I'm angry (and blogging).