“Amanda, I am telling you, you’ve got to get into the Rangers! They need you! This season’s gonna be worth it. I’ll fill you in on the players and the back stories. It’s so good right now! Seriously, you’ve got to start watching them! (Name redacted) and (Name redacted) even started watching games! So Lackey returns from the DL (Hughley?) to throw two pitches and he throws one behind Kinsler then hits Kinsler and gets tossed from the game! They’re 3 and a half games up, Amanda! And they beat the Mariners! Just ask me anything you wanna know and I will catch you up! I really want you to get into this team!”
All of this can only mean one thing:
2 comments:
so that kickass sales pitch got you on the ranger band wagon? I can't believe someone didn't convince you earlier.
Awesome.
Baseball is the best sport ever. JUST PROMISE TO NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, PARTICIPATE IN "THE WAVE" AT A RANGER GAME!
Glad you got on. That bandwagon is filling up fast. The line to buy tickets at Sunday's game was three blocks long.
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