Friday, February 16, 2007

Whew!



While Tim Hardaway might not like it, the Mavs apparently like to pull things out of their asses at the last minute. The Mavs never seemed to actually get it together long enough to sustain a real lead but they won regardless. I'm stoked about All-Star Weekend mostly because the promos for it have taught me two very important lessons. Lesson #1: Heather Locklear and Andy Garcia have something to do with professional basketball. Lesson #2: Eva Longoria supports the State of Isreal.

Tomorrow will be the greatest night of professional sports if this lineup is to be believed:

EAST TEAM
David Arquette (“In Case of Emergency”)
Michael Clarke Duncan (The Green Mile)
Nelly (Grammy Award-winning hip hop artist)
Kevin Frazier (host of “Entertainment Tonight”)
Donald Faison (“Scrubs”)
Taye Diggs (Rent, Chicago)
Bobby Flay (“Throwdown with Bobby Flay”)
Carrot Top (comedian)
Katie Smith (WNBA’s Detroit Shock)
Coach: Tim Legler, ESPN analyst
Asst. Coach – James Pickens Jr. (“Grey’s Anatomy”)

WEST TEAM
Jamie Foxx (Ray, Dreamgirls)
James Denton ("Desperate Housewives")
Reggie Bush (NFL’s New Orleans Saints)
Bow Wow (Roll Bounce)
Jamie Kennedy (“Jamie Kennedy Experiment”)
Tony Potts (co-anchor of “Access Hollywood”)
Nick Cannon (Bobby)
Jonathan Silverman (“In Case of Emergency”)
Tamika Catchings (WNBA’s Indiana Fever)
Coach: Greg Anthony, ESPN
Asst. Coach – Wayne Newton (“Grey’s Anatomy”)



You can go ahead and pick your favorites but I only root for teams that Wayne Newton coaches.

1 comment:

allison said...

Carrot Top. HAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

I love the idea of him playing next to Bobby Flay, who is totally pompous despite the fact that he plasters himself all over television and pimps himself out to any and every appearance he can get his hands on.

That and his thinking that his Yankee ass can cook decent bbq are hysterical...

I say replace him with another Food Network delegate: Paula Deen.